Calm Your Tits! Card Game

Introducing the "Calm Your Tits!" Card Game - a titillating and hilariously silly pairs game designed for adults with a playful sense of humor. The aim of the game? Be the last tit standing or collect all the cards!

Prepare for laughter-filled moments as you engage in this whimsical game. Players earn cards by skillfully shouting out "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair appears. Quick reflexes come into play when the elusive Fat Balls make their appearance, rewarding the player with the fastest hand action.

But beware! The mischievous Pussy Posse is on patrol, and things can easily go tits up! Stay on your toes and be ready for unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

HOW TO PLAY

The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.

That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.

Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:

BLUE PAIR
Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
RED PAIR
Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
FAT BALLS
Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
PUSSY POSSE
No pairs can be taken when this card is out!