You're walking down a wooded road, minding your own business, soaking up that nature-y goodness, when all of a sudden a man appears in front of you. He is dressed all in black and red, with a set of sharp horns and cute tail whipping back and forth behind him. Strangest of all, he is sitting upon a giant wedge of cheese. As you get nearer he calls out to you, "Would you like to try some cheese?" What do you say? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.